1. Watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
2. Jump off things
3. Go under water and open your eyes - Its 10x cooler when stoned
4. Shoot a (paintball) gun
5. Watch History Channel about drugs
6. Walk in the woods during fall or even better, during winter with snow
7. Watch "The Matrix" its mind boggling when stoned
8. Talk to your siblings
9. Draw pictures
10. Play video games
11. Go camping
12. Jump on a trampoline
13. Go for a walk
14. Post on your favorite message board.
15. Smoke more weed
16. Mess around with a girl
17. Eat snack packs
18. Go snorkeling
19. Watch alice in wonderland
20. Listen to music
21. Eat
22. Drive around
23. Explore places
24. Talk to people
25. Play counter strike.
26. Think about random things
27. Take a shower
28. Do homework
29. Listen to pink floyd or the doors.
30. Smoke hash, and get a QP for 70$ (Good nugs only)
31. Go diving into water.
32. Go skiing.
33. Play poker
34. Drink a banana milk
35. Watch Will Ferrell movies
36. Talk about politics
37. Save a life
38. Watch Family Guy or Aquateen
39. Eat McDonalds $1 double cheeseburgers
40. Smoke some KB
41. Listen to some screwed and chopped rap music (its CRAZZYYY man)
42. Laugh about nothing or something incredibly stupid
43. Look at hot Texas girls
44. Rub one out.
45. Rub the other nut
46. Get high in space or zero gravity
47. Rub another one out
48. Go to work
49. Take a nap
50. Listen to Jimmy Hendrix.
51. Listen to "Sergeant peppers lonely hearts club band".
52. Stare at the stars.
53. Stare at the clouds.
54. Stare at random pedestrians to freak them out.
55. Watch the entire lord of the rings trilogy in one sitting.
56. Read the lord of the ring.
57. (see 62)
58. Learn to play a musical instrument.
59. Play with a cat or dog.
60. Play golf.
61. Ride a go-kart.
62. (see 57)
63. Make a lucky charms and peanut butter sandwich.
64. Make pot brownies.
65. Climb a small mountain.
66. Plant a tree.
67. Oreos and milk
68. Masturbate
69. Oral sex
70. Sex
71. ....
72. Eat cinnimon toast crunch.
73. Play the Atari or some old school games such like Mortal Kombat for the sega
74. Play the addictive sega game 'Ghouls n Ghosts' because the music is amusing when stoned
75. Drive around urban places at night
76. Choke your chicken
77. Flog your dolphin
78. Whip you One-Eyed-Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger
79. Get Lost (not that hard while stoned)
80. Go for a jog
81. Listen to some 2Pac
82. Watch great outdoor games on ESPN
83. Train for the next outdoor games
84. Read the I-spy books
85. Do some homework
86. Go and get someone high for the first time
87. Spread the word about legalization
88. Hug someone
89. Go Skiing
90. Eat a holiday dinner with your family (thanksgiving or easter) and try not to let on that you are high as you shovel down turkey and mashed potatoes like it was your last meal.
91. Read High Times
92. Read comics or books
93. Make a home stoner movie
94. Put on some Slayer/Black Label Society/anything good and heavy and headbang till you fall over
95. Watch Ernest movies
96. Take a ride around your neighborhood on your bike or inlines or skateboard
97. Go to a concert
98. Turn on a lava lamp, Turn on some music, and Turn the lights off.
99. Walk to the top of a hill and sit down
100. Go for a walk in the woods
101. Smoke some more!
102. Watch Natural Born Killers
103. Play disc golf
104. Play mini golf
105. Look at the stars
106. Talk about politics.
107. Jam mellow style on the guitar
108. Make some potatoes
109. Lie down outside and watch the clouds roll by
110. Put on the dead
111. Play any and ALL video games
112. Fuck around with creepy sounds on the keyboard
113. Make several bongs and test them
114. Read trippy horror books from the 1920s (these are insane, you should see some of the ads...outrageous)
115. Build things with legos (seriously this is crazy when you're high)
116. Go speed master boarding with pink barbie skates.
117. Wear oakley shades!
118. Say no to rollarblades
119. Ride in a pool or a half-tube!
120. Ride fast like gleaming the cube.
121. Go faster than a Ranger Ford.
122. In Russia call people "danger lord."
123. Look at my helmet other master boarders while they dash for speed.
124. Do interviews.
125. Stock your fanny pack with handy wipes.
126. On full moon, go to store with lawn gnome.
127. Watch "BLOW" on a 100" TV
128. Eat/cook/cook and eat FOOD
129. Learn how to GROW at http://www.HempCultivation.com (a fine Marijuana.com website)
130. Chat it up at http://www.Marijuana.com/chat.php!
131. Play Mario Kart: Double Dash.
132. Play Zenosaga, because they cutscenes are trippy.
133. Watch Cannibal: The Musical, which is a movie made by the guys that made south park while they were in college.
134. Talk to other people that are also stoned and try to talk about really trippy stuff and not laugh.
135. Listen to trippy music while watching the winamp graphics generator.
136. Watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
137. Hack, you know with a hacky sack, with at least four other people that have some skill at it.
138. Play pool at your local pool hall and try not to laugh every time you make a horrible shot.
139. Read a scary story that would normally not scare you, I tried it once and it is hard to read but it is wierd.
140. Play laser tag in a giant black light fog arena. I did it once at a place called Mo-Fun-City. I won every single game and I competed with over 120 people.
141. Make a homemade bong for the hell of it
142. Look at your old high school year book and count many people you have got stoned with
143. Take ur ride to the car wash and clean it
144. Mess around with your dog or cat
145. Go fishing
146. Scrape ur pipe
147. Go over to leanna's house to see my bro trav and aaron
148. Miss ronnie {stupid laws}
149. Watch JAY AND SILENT BOB MOVIES oh yeay
150. Lite the wrong end of a cigarette while tryin to look cool [in front of a hott guy]
151. Laughing about it
152. Load the bubbler again
153. Go up to COOPERS in kc and buy more smoking devices
154. Search for a cigarette
155. Watch 70s show
156. Talk to yer favorite friend in person
157. Tolerating your parents
158. Redecorate your HOUSE yeay
159. Take a shower
160. Wonder how the hell this thing'll ever get to a thousand
161. Play Yahtzee
162. Get some bubble mix and blow bubbles
163. Go for a walk
164. Watch the birds outside
165. Play snake on ur fone
166. Hotbox ur car
167. Have a bath
168. Play monopoly
169. Play with balloons
170. Mix weed with alchohol (not too much though)
171. Try to talk to family members without them noticing your stoned
172. Go to the mall
173. Go to theme park
174. Light dry christmas trees on fire (safely)
175. Ride a golfcart
176. Walk around in a cornfield
177. Go to school
178. Make animals chase lasers - especially fun with cats
179. Ride around and listen to music
180. Laugh at cops
181. Burn incense
182. Try to ride a little tricycle
183. Play with your tongue
184. Cover yourself in fresh warm laundry.
185.Cover your cat in fresh warm laundry
186. Try to cover a family member in fresh warm laundry without them noticing.
187. Write songs
189. Play guitar
190. Go to the toy store
191. Go to a store like meijer(open 24 hours, perfect for stoners) which sells everything and go to the area that has tvs and couches in one spot, sit down and watch whatevers on, if u get the munchies walk a few isles down to the food section there ya go
192. Save the world
193. Go to google.com and look up ramdom images
194. Listin to Sublime
195. Register on this forum if you havent yet
196. Watch traffic go by
197. Download some mp3s
198. Play some 1 on 1 video games with a baked friend
199. Drink arizona brand green tea
200. Cook food - something easy like pancakes or an omelet
201. Get yourself on camera doing outlandish shit in the middle of your street or garden
202. Sex
203. Try to have a normal conversation on msn (or icq, aol, etc)
204. Look at a globe or a huge map of the world
205. Sex
206. Overhear peoples conversations (once every so often you tend you crack up and run like hell)
207. Eating chocolate
208. Put a soap on mute and impersonate the characters or make up your own story.
209. Go fishing
210. Watch "the butterfly effect"
211. Eat candy
212. Go trick or treating...( trust me its funny to see peoples expressions)
213. Egg someones house!
214. Test drive a car ( and see if the dealership dude notices anything)
215. Take a walk...to get reese's soo yummy when stoned 
216. Read "1000 things to do while stoned."
217. Read anything from Hightimes
218. "Smile it makes ur butt tickle"
219. Stare at one of those fiber optic light ball things
220. Post on any forum
221. Relax in your room with candles and incense and all sorts of cool hippie stuff
222. Look at the iTunes or winamp visualizer
223. Eat halloween candy
224. Learn something
225. Turn off the TV.
226. Force yourself to go outside for two hours.
227. Update your Livejournal/Blog
228. Play Halo 2 when it comes out Nov 9th
229. Think about how big space really is
230. Roll a blunt
231. Watch 44 Minutes
232. Watch Cops
233. Watch Worlds Scariest Police Videos
234. Think about cells, microbiology, its trippy shit
235. Make your own music on a keyboard or turntable
236. Listen to records sped up, so the voices sound like chipmunks
237. Walk around NYC and buy a snickers hoping they won't suspect anything
238. Play the demo games in a video game store for 30 min. when the limit is 6
239. Go sledding
240. Go buy a pipe
241. Make an igloo (goood times)
242. Go piantballing
243. Play drums
244. Go to school
245. Try to catch cheetos with your mouth
246. Jump on a trampoline
247. Try to rock climb
248. Look for caves
249. Ride gopeds
250. Listen to classical music
251. Build a campfire and chill at night time
252. Check out newgrounds.com
253. Watch The Simpsons
254. Watch viv la bam
255. Build sand castle
256. Go for surf/bodyboard
257. Have a BBQ
258. Watch "Enternal Sunshine of a spotless mind" Its mind boggling and also so beautifully filmed.
259. Read Quotations... Peter's or Barlett's are good.
260. Draw or Paint
261. Light something on fire
262. Light someone on fire
263. Blow something up
264. Go to pet store and stare at fish for an hour
265. Make a bowl
266. Roll around the floor for a bit
267. Jump off something
268. Go back to school after smoking during lunch.
269. Staring contest with another stoned friend and try not to laugh
270. Watch anime
271. Play 'The Claw'
272. Go on a stoner journey (one of those walks where you never wanted to walk in the first place but once you start you cant stop )
273. Buy all the pez you can carry ( mmm, Pez, I smile) <-- modified quote from Jonny the Homicidal Maniac regarding cherry brain freezy
274. Chase a FUZZY WOODLAND CREATURE
275. Do stupid things and then have a stupid thing doing contest
276. Watch something that blinks ( WARNING!!! strobe lights can make you twitch )
277. Have a stupid thing saying contest (SQUIRELAMOOSEYSQUIDFISHYTHINGY), I was thinking about fishys
278. Flush a toilet and watch the water
279. Kick the can/rock/pinecone it is fun except when you miss and are to lazy to move 2 steps or your on a stoner journey
280. Fall asleep with a group of stoner friends after smoking.
281. Build a fort outta blankets and chairs 
282. Have sex
283. Have sex in the fort you made outta blankets and chairs.
283. Listen to wu-tang clan/watch wu-tang music videos
284. Smoke some more at the laundry room in your building and stare at the dryer transfixed as you see your clothes spin and spin.
285. Converse with a naive grandparent
286. Get it on with the opposite sex.
287. Just relax, don't worry,reflect on the day, evaluate and contemplate shit.
287. Watch a jello mold
288. Milk, drink it with friends and try to make it come out of their nose and vice versa ( not that difficult when stoned )
289. Sing a song like "we're of to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of pot" as you walk ( not good in public but walking through the woods it is fun)
290. Read Quotations
291. Smoke/play with the cat/dog, It makes me the happiest man in the world when I smoke with my cat, and you can see that the cat is acting happier and excited with wide eyes! lol (WARNING: Animals less than 5 pounds can get very hurt from intense Marijuana smoke)
292. Try to talk into your parents into smokin! (Not a very good idea for some.
293. Take a bath
294. Look at paintings (i have seen Mona Lisa in Paris, and i always wanted to see it when stoned!! lol)
295. Read Animal Farm/1984/Lord of the Rings trilogy
296. Make pottery/ceramaics
297. Watch Fahrenheit 9/11
298. Think really deep of how it would be like if you were born an animal instead of a human (Its scary!)
299. Sleep - Because Marijuana increases the realness of dreams (Well to me although)
300. Think really deep of how the universe is endless Humans are not used to foreverness or endlessness, Its a very very frightnening thought.
301. Begin posting on the boards again after devoting a whole thread to saying goodbye
302. Drink 7up with a straw
303. Eat thanksgiving dinner
304. Read Maxim
305. Drink hot cocoa and watch the snow fall
306. Play bass
307. Eat cookie dough
308. Eat butterfingers
309. Poke your sober friends
310. Have a poking contest with other stoned friends
311. Eat checkers
312. Stare at water
313. Listen to powerman 5000
314. Watch horror movies
315. Watch hippie movies
316. Remember old memorys
317. Try to type
318. Try to spell
319. Try to memorize the first 1,000 digits of pi
320. Play with the cat
321. Dance like a hippie
323. Make a giant resin ball then smear on some bud(that'll knock you out if it's cronic)
324. Watch anime
325. Go to the carnival and mess with the carnis
326. Chill with some juggalo and juggalettes
327. Stare at a mirror
328. Hit on your hot nieghbor
329. Buy a new pair of socks and underwear
330. They must match, by the way...
331. Put on your new pair of socks and underwear and announce to someone proudly that you have done so.
332. Wear an outfit that you love over your new socks and new underwear
333. Strip down to nothing but your new socks and new underwear, turn on some funky music and dance like crazy in your room.
334. ...don't forget to close the blinds.
335. Then run outside in nothing but your new socks and underwear and keep dancing
336. Turn on a strobe light
337. Remeber to turn off the strobe light so that you don't sit there for half an hour tripping out
338. There's a great game that's called "il gioco del bastone" = The stick game.
339. Eat pop rocks
340. Eat pizza
341. Listen to death metal
342. Count the days until YouLiveAndLearn Can Smoke Again...Only 56 Days
343. Play Halo with Ghosts that live in your basement
344. Talk to your younger sister who doesn't know what pot is
345. Spin around with your eyes open for aproximatley 5 mintues, its awesome being dizzy when stoned
356. Play Halo 2 - Wowzers
357. Play football with lots of your friends on a playground or grass without safety gear
358. Make a snowman
359. Go Off-Roading (use caution and always have a cell phone and flashlight lol)
360. Mourn about YouliveandLearn's days untill he is able to smoke again. (56 days is alot)
361. Read a Quantum physics book, all in one sitting.
362. Draw Something..
363. Play with your dreads
364. Backcomb yourself sum dreads
365. Talk to your dog
366. Smoke out of an apple
367. Eat the apple
368. Make some beats
369. Watch the clouds
370. Meditate
371. Write Poetry
372. Draw stuff (already mentioned above, but it's a blast)
373. Write songs
374. Sit in a comfortable chair and contemplate life
375. Take a walk through gently falling snow
376. Make up your own game
377. Watch a Lava Lamp
378. Munch out on some good food
379. Play PS2/XBOX with a bunch of your friends
380. Play some songs in your band
381. Lay back in your bed n put some tunes on
382. Walk around in the dark
383. Count your money
384. Watch your hot ass nieghbor change their clothes right in front of you
385. Ignore yamoothecow's idea on voyuering nieghborhoods. (Thats just plain creepy)
386. Read George Orwell
387. Try to speak elvish
388. smoke out of an eggplant
389. Halo2 on Xbox Live
390. Beat your meat.
391. Drink some whiskey and pass out.
392. Go here http://www.clublaugh.com/es-items/712.swf
393. Go on a roller coaster
394. Smoke some more weed
395. Listen to heavy metal music
396. Play in the snow
397. Listen to stoned people be all philisofical
398. Climb a tree
399. Hotbox a snow cave
400. Make a snow cave/tunnel
401. Already been said but it has to be said again, SMOKE MORE POT!!!
402. Go to a mall and tweak out and fall to the ground twitching and say something along the lines of "THEIR ALL OVER ME, GET THEM OFF, GET THEM OFF!!!"
403. Discuss with a friend your stratagies and plans for an impending ZOMBIE ATTACK.
404. Try to find your way in the woods while its pitch black
405. Stay in the dark for 30 mintues, and believe me you will be able to see through the dark. (Animals and Humans are born with natural Night Visons)
406. Play GTA San Andreas
407. Watch my favorite football team, THE BENGALS!
408. Read the rest of the things to do while stoned to avoid repetitions.
409. Read the posting guidelines so as not to post off-topics.
410. Go through all these posts and pick out everything you can think is wrong with them
411. Post something off topic so the mods have something to do.
412. Give out bad reputation for being sarcastic
413. To even out the karma give 5 other people good rep.
415. Finish your presentation on C.A.B. of Santa Cruz County Inc.
416. Watch South Park
417. Watch Simpsons
418. Find a different route to work
419. Plant some seeds you ordered online
420. Smoke the weed you grew, and smoke weed everyday, Smoke A Bowl, Blunt and Joint all in the same session.
421. Think about how vast space is, if we are really alone, how we got here, why we are here. does space just end, if it does where do you end up?
422. Make up theories about certain things like how humans appeared
423. Think about animals in their own perspective
424. Think real deep about how it would be if you were born an animal or a fish instead of a human - Now thats scary.
425. Look at optical illusions, especially the face of Jesus
426. Try to do a magic eye picture
427. Drink coke (it tastes a lot fizzier and it trips you out, trust me, do it!)
428. Put ur arm above ur head an try to put it down slowly
429. Play the noise game (stare at each other and make stupid noises with out laughing)
430. Eat popcorn and minstrels
431. Watch toy story. It makes you think, what the hell – talking toys
432. Watch Ghostbusters the film.
433. Try and walk in a straight line!
434. Listen to the bjork song "Hyper ballad" and listen to the lyrics. That’s all I have to say!
435. Sniff an Olbas inhaler
436. Push someone who's stoned
437. Play any football (soccer) game on PS2
438. Try to remember what ur laughing at
439. Shave ur own head
440. Eat ice cream
441. Eat 'a' mint imperial
442. Try to eat salted peanuts
443. Close your eyes while your sitting down in a chair and try to lift your butt up.
444. Think about the best shit you ever smoked
445. Eat doritos
446. Think about how all doritos flavors taste the same [I mean is bar b&q and gaulci-?(that green mexican sauce) supposed to taste the same]
447. Build up pillow/blanket barricades around all of your bed and try to shoot off the Federation of Corporate Bastards..
448. Build yourself a foil helmet, so as to fend off the alien brain waves
449. Bring a wood podium to a crowded street corner and start preaching about marijuana and alternate dimensions and other things while being super emotional about it.
450. Say hello and meet random people on the street and try to hold a twenty minute conversation (i actually bet with my friends how long i can keep a stranger talking.)
451. Sit down and realize that every person on this earth is surrounded by entities beyond our understanding!
452. Struggle to find the numbers and periods for this damn thing on the num pad
453. Build a mass Empire with Legos (Trust me, Its soo... sooooooo... fucking FUN!)
454. Watch the movie "pi"
455. Watch this Video....http://www.internetdj.com/media/eric...kingPlease.wmv Kind of Strange...But Good
456. Listen to Afro Man 
457. Play Grand Theft Auto San Andreis 
458. Take a Shower
459. Watch wresiling
460. Go outside and talk to chicks u don't even know
461. Build the scene of "Bring out your dead!" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail with legos. It is easy and fun to make things with legos of certain scenes from certain movies.
462. Watch tv with no volume
463. Play san andreas
464. Sit and stare off into space
465. Decorate the Xmas Tree
466. Smoke some more
467. Watch fear and loathing in las vegas
468. Play video games
469. Watch harry and the hendersons
470. Basketball
471. Try to climb trees
472. Get ur cat high
473. Watch the underworld
474. Listen to music
475. Watch bruce almighty
476. Watch dazed and confused
477. Smoke more of the reefer
478. Drink some smirnof
479. Add some filler shit to list
480. Because the makers of the list are fucking potheads and messed up the numbering
481. Watch any of the three CSI's....Some freaky shit
482. Stare at the stars... unless it's cloudy
483. Stare at the clouds
484. Turn a hand dryer facing up so it blows your hair.
485. Kick a rock/lock/piece of ice for a ridiculously long period of time while yelling "Kick rock/lock/ice/etc"
486. Eat Cheetos...mmm
487. Watch Pink Floyd's "The Wall"
488. Turn on a blacklight, sit and stare at the posters.
489. Sit in a tub full of jello(not that i've tried).
490. Ponder the complexities of women.
491. Juggle with devil sticks, balls, bowling pins etc.
492. Jamming out with a Djembe, or any hand drum.
493. Put together a jigsaw puzzle.
494. Get a tattoo.
495. Pretty much anything, everything's better when you're stoned
496. Go outside during the summer in warpaint and a loincloth and try to hunt squirrels with a sharpened stick.
497. Try to make fake celebrity porn on photoshop
498. Make potato salad
499. Eat a thousand double whoppers with fries
500. Wonder if the two newer members who fuckeded up the numbers even read the rest of the thread (you know, the repeats and whatnot.)
501. Hit someone with a stick
502. Play pool
503. get real paranoid of an impending zombie attack (me and my friends sat in a place called "the shed" after a 3 1/2 hour non-stop smoke session worrying about zombies, it was really scary)
504. Watch INVADER ZIM
505. Watch AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE
506. Have a girl that you like talk to you while your stoned and ask if maybe you could smoke her up for the first time, and then when you smoke her up she ask you out, then she tells you that she wanted to go out with you for awhile but wanted to ask you and get high for the first time all in the same day.
507. Drink 6 beers
508. Bar b que some steaks
509. Play some loud enjoyable music
510. Eat food
511. Have sex with your gf who is also smoking and drinking
512. Take a quick, but relaxing warm shower
513. Fall asleep till awakening feeling refreshed, rested, and invigorated
514. Play a musical instrument
515. Read an interesting book
516. Make sushi rolls
517. sit in a comfortable chair, preferably a lazy boy which is reclined with the foot rest up, and zone out till you come up with something else better to do.
518. Research The "Dulce fightfire" and read the "Dulce Papers". Dulce is a small town in new mexico/colorado line. I live no more then 30 miles from it. It's some crazy shit. Also go to google.com and type in "Phil Schneider". Read what he has to say about the Dulce firefight and the underground base. It's pretty crazy. It's about UFO's. There's dirt roads around Dulce and vie seen shit there at night that wasn't no plane.
519. Think about how screwed you are the next morning after 2 hours of sleep if that...
520. Watch takeshi's castle (Japanese game show) sooooooo funny
521. Play sonicX bowling on sky's playjam
522. Eat take away pizza. It's the best
523. Watching wildboyz is cool
524. Walk in snow. Its funny
525. Think about how boring it will be to be a turtle. There slow n live 4ever
526. Go for a walk in nature. The woods are really nice. I've wanted to smoke on the beach and walk on the shoreline, but I live in the arid land of Vegas.
527. Do homework. I swear, you don't mind doing it when you stoned, unless it's 528. Math.
529. Dance
530. Get arrested
531. Roll a cone
532. Fight with siblings
533. Eat lasagne
534. Go to work
535. Point the finger
536. Watch how high
537. get a black chick, a black guy with a high voice and one with a really super low one, a few guitars, and some weed and sing about picking cotton and meeting Jesus and what have you
538. Wonder what it would be like to be completely submerged in a pool of warm melted chocolate
539. Construct sturdy, colourful bookends
540. Run out in the snow naked with a butcher knife in one hand and a mystical wizard's staff in the other and terrorize the neighbours
541. Put snow in a cup and eat the pure white goodness
542. Fancy yourself a pile of snowballs and try and knock down any lawn ornaments you may have
543. Turn on your garden hose and coat your driveway with water, then come back out a few hours later and play some ice hockey BIZNATCH!
544. Sleep with your guitar
545. Go bungee jumping.
546. Goto Disney World stoned.
547. Goto "x" stoned.
548. Smoke another bowl, dude....
549. .......how 'bout another?...
550. You wanna run to the store and get some cheez-its?
551. Watch the entire first season of South Park
552. If you're a boy, pee your name out in the snow.
553. If you're a girl.... don't try that.
554. Get in a bathtub with a ton of candles lit around you. (Girly but pretty crazy)
555. Go to this link.
556. DO A JIGGY
557. Listen to the song "Moist Vagina" by Nirvana
558. Goto a rave, after you come off your high you can watch everyone else on --((OFF TOPIC CENSORED OMFG))-- trip all night
559. Stare at a screen saver
560. Forgot what number we're on but I like to sit in front of the mirror, examine myself, make funny faces at myself, and tell myself how f---ing baked I am. Probably wasted like 20 mins doing that one time... Funny stuff...
561. I must say that the best thing to do is attempt too type on a laptop and drink while watching a movie and waiting for the chick to come home and smoke with me.
562. Count down the days till spring, 39 days..
563. Go pee
564. Choose clothes
565. Book a flight to AMSTERDAM
566. Fool around with the same sex (if you're straight, warning, gay thing to do)
567. Name your pipe or bong
568. Play "Bop-it" (The 3 option one) and try to beat it
569. Talk in an accent
570. Make paper mache
571. Invent ridiculous games (see below)
572. Play the "Water Game"
Rules: Two people is usually best. Both players fill their mouths with water until cheeks are puffed out. Keep the water in your mouth- you are not allowed to swallow. Stand across from your component and stare them in the eye. The object of the game is to not laugh. This is so much more fun with the element of water, because when you laugh, you spray water all over the place.
** Change it up-- use different drinks. So it's even harder not to laugh.. and funnier when someone spits it all over the place. **
573. When the driver is doing about 25 mph, pull the emergency brake. (It is hilaaaaaaarious)
574. Make out with somebody.
575. Go to an all night Truck Stop and order a corn dog and hash browns and a ham and cheese omelette
576. Go Carts
577. Play Chicago
578. Draw creative shit
579. Ride around on your lawn mower
580. Stair at ur self in a miror.
581. Play i spy with ur buddys.
582. Watch a porno.
583. Watch larry the cable guy.
584. Dance.
585. Pinch someone when there spacing out.
586. Or burn them with a lighter(happend to me)
587. Play the game memory
588. Go streaking
589. Hit on a friends sister
590. Listen to Bob Marley
591. Go to sex shops and mess around
592. Pretend its Holloween
593. Float down a river
594. Play Tetris
595. Make pop corn from the little kernels in a pot on your stovetop
596. Watch the shining
597. watch the butterfly effect
598. Lay on your back outside and watch the clouds
599. Try to skateboard
600. Watch Barney
601. Look at this
602. DO ANOTHER JIGGY
603. Walk in the rain
604. Go to your local ghost spot and get really freaked out
605. Play with the kiddos
607. Watch reality shows
608. Munch out
609. Turn on some music and dance like no one is around
610. Just chill
611. Talk to my mom
612. Visit this site
613. Cuddle with my hubby
614. Have an "atari challenge" with my hubby
615. Redecorate
616. Clean the house
617. Take the kids to the park to play
618. Listen to "Only the strong survive" by Flaw (its great while stoned).
619. See if your coordination is actually better on Marijuana
620: play KillZone for ps2. Game owns!
621. Drink something cold with lots of ice
622. Paint my nails
623. Fix my hair
624. Run errands
625. Relax
626. Listen to Dark Lotus ( especially "pass the axe" )
627. Listen to Mindless Self Indulgence ( "Bring the Pain" )
628. Listen to Insane Clown Posse ( "my Axe" )
629. go to gym, this is the best, so I skip class and I go to the gym and there's a class doing testing, so I go in with my friend Eric and make fools out of everyone in the class by doing 10 pull-ups when nobody could pass 4, and doing the rope climb in like 30 seconds and all this while I was stoned
630. Drive
631. Take pictures
632. Try to act like you're not high
633. Listen to Slipknot-Vermillion
634. Laugh at the people who don't know how to count
635. Spin in circles
636. Watch Dawn of the Dead
637. Watch Shaun of the Dead
638. Contemplate how to take over the world
639. Watch the Jetsons and wonder why the world never turned out like that
640. Just laugh
641. Listen to anything INCUBUS
642. TAKE A HOT SHOWER
643. PLAY DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION
644. Listen to Bob Marley
645. Look @ your piece
646. Attempt to rub out another one but feel an incredibly pain in your testicles which prompts you to smoke more
647. Listen to music about getting high
648. Eat.
649. Stare at ceiling.
650. Go on weedguru.com
651. Workout.
652. Hold breathes.
653. Sleep.
654. Watch Friday.
655. Roll up another blunt.
656. SMOKE IT!!!!!
657. Read posting guidelines
658. USE the search engine
659. Watch "The Mask"
660. Dream about my first smoke
661. Eat some KFC chicken
662. Listen to the song Answer Machine by Chamillionaire teh Screwed and chopped one with bass all tha way shakin
663. Jump on Trampoline with friends
664. Watch all smokey and the bandits
665. watch Viva la bam
666. Watch Euro trip
667. Play football on Sativa(reall hardcore, cant feel anything)
668. Walk around in public wonderin if people know your blown holdin in laughs
669. Play badminton
670. Ponder the properties of certain metals
671. Enjoy a fine cup of tea
672. Eat ice cream
673. Listen to Radiohead - The Gloaming
674. Make a bubble bath and put alot of soap and its up to your neck and play with the bubbles (Just tried it today)
675. Take a shower. (I swear, I trip out so much when I'm high in the shower)
676. Take a drug test (It sucked  )
677. Make prank calls using the soundboards on ebaumsworld.com
678. Go to a monster truck show
679. Go to a flea market and look at the pipes/bongs
680. Ride your bike (best if w/ a friend to help you when you fall off)
681. Catch snowflakes w/ your tongue
682. Make stuff w/ playdough
683. Put on some groovy funk and BOOGEY!!
684. DDR, if you have it on ps2 is even better than 683
685. Although it has been mentioned before, just not this exact phrase- wax your carrot stick
686. Make prank calls using the funny sound boards and try not to laugh
687. Carry on a conversation with a random hobo
688. Put your ear up to the wall and listen for 10minutes.... The walls start making some trippy sounds!
689. Contribute to the 1000 Things to do while stoned post
690. PLay made up games u and your freinds think are hilarious
691. Eat SloppyDogs (You know, when you are eating SloppyJoes, and you run out of hamburger buns, so you use hotdog buns instead...)
692. Shoot pool with your closest friends
693. Listen to "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd
694. Drive around with your three best friends.
695. Talk about high school.
696. Go to the closest Sonic and order 2 Rt. 44 Cherry Dr.Peppers, 3 orders of Fried Pickles, a Footlong Coney and extra Ranch
697. Talk to your Mom
698. Go to Walmart
699. Go to Jack In The Box at 4am for 99 cent tacos
700. Go Re-Sale shopping for clothes
701. Realiz that the 1000 Things to do while stoned thread on this site is getting closer to 1000.
702. Play with your cat.
703. Make a grilled cheese
704. Get dizzy and try to run around
705. Go in a hottub/bath/pool
706. walk around outside on a foggy night
707. smoke a cigarette
708. play 'who can pour the most milk w/o spilling it all over the f*cking floor'
709. play hide and go seek w/ your freinds and try not to laugh when you hear the searcher break something
710. Record your voice on your computer and play around w/ it, reverse it, slow it down, or speed it up so your voice sounds really funny
711. <<< go to 7-11 and get your fav. munchie snacks and a slurpee
712. have a snowball fight w/ your freinds
713. find really old clothing from when you were 5yrs old, that doesnt fit you or your freinds at all, and try to put them on and take pictures of each other and you can make a slide show if you're up to it. It is funny as hell seeing someone in extremely tight kiddie clothes, and its even funnier when you hear a loud 'RIPPP!'
714. Give your man some BOO-TAY so he can quit rubbing them out
715. Clean your pipes
716. sit on the beach and soak in the rays
717. shop
718. surf the web
719. Go to school to buy some munchies out of the vending machines
720. Go to Taco Bell and order a #6.
721. Make a bet to see who can keep a piece of tape on their forehead the longest without getting annoyed with it. (Was funny as hell!)
722. Make rude remarks at the president while he's making a speech on tv.
723. Play dr. mario on the old nintendo.
724. Try to find all of the repeat things said on this thread.
725. Make a nice cup of tea using one of the sticky green fresh buds growin on the plant in your closet. A real treat.
726. play backgammon.
727. Mow a cemetery. It is quite an experience, someone is always watching you. Don't have to be stoned to appreciate it.
728. Actually use this thread to find something to do.
729. Laser Tag
730. Trampolines
731. Hit on multiple girls at once.
732. help newbies out so the lounge won't have so many repeat post w/ the same newbie questions
733. watch the patriots win the superbowl
734. smoke a bowl
735. Spread good karma around to good posts
736. Watch the movie-- "The Perfect Storm"
737. Read this hole thread
738. Go to the Survy and Poll Forum on here, fill it all out
739. Research something online, crime cases,to how sht works.
740. Roll up a blunt and take it to the head
741. Master the art of rolling a blunt or a joint.
742. listen to kottonmouth kings and ICP
743. go to church
744. watch the movie kids
745. have a cig
746. tell people your drug free
747. eat tacos
748. get a friend and sitt in a dark room with a black light and turn on some trippy music and trip out.
749. chill under a bridge
750. skip class and smoke a bowl or 2, or 3, my record for one 45 minute class period is 6 bowls and 2 joints, didn't goto my next class, also didn't smoke anymore, just leaned against a wall and tried not to fall over
751.  smoke weed that makes time go slow ( me and my friends smoked 4 bowls and it felt like it took like an hour but it only took 8 minute, it was f u c k I n scary s h I t, we got more of that weed the next day)
752. this is going to make me sound HOMICIDAL, but oh well, think of ways to kill people( me and my friends are kinda nuts )
753.  go to a shrink while stoned, haven't done it but want to
754. jump off a roof into the snow
755. try to tell your blazed friends that your giving up smoking weed, while your blazed and try to keep a straight face
756. go to the dollar store and complain about the prices being to high
757. Get into a friendly fight with a friend, the kind where you barley hit the person(I relized that I can do some Matrix **** when i'm high)
758. Lay in bed like you dead (arms crossed over your stomach) and listen to music (cd players work the best)and close your eyes and tune the world out, in other words turn the music up so you cant here anything
759. Stare at the trippy visual effects in Itunes or any computer music player
760. Watch "The Family Guy" with the commentary on the DVD. I am telling you that this is one of the funniest thing I have done ever!!! Have some smoke and watch Stewie and Brian. It is crazy!
761. Talk about parallel dimensions with your crazy Vietnam vet science teacher.
762. Learn Jerry's bridge solo in china cat sunflower
763. Dance like an idiot on purpose
764. Yell at the top of your lungs "Im a JUGGALO!"....trust me
765. Go to Anti-Drug websites
766. Read bible stories..................it's some really funny stuff
767. Try to be a human beatbox
768. Wrestle with a friend
769. Do #68-70 again
770. Prank call Baskin' Robbins
771. Continually date a girl (Everytime I've met/seen this girl I've been high)
772. Do something off this list (I'm about to do the Family Guy commentary)
773. Watch Anchorman
774. Play basketball
775. Watch the Spanish channel and try to guess what they're talking about.
776. View the Family Guy commentary
777. Watch Team America: World Police. Really funny when stoned. I seen this at cinema when stoned wit mates. we were the only ones in there stoned and a trailer for harold andkumar came on, we were only ones laughin and everyone knew we were stoned.
778. Watch Harold and Kumar get the munchies or Harold and Kumar go to white castle if u live in america. It is not out but it is a stoner film and looks really funny.
779. Watch Little Britain
780. Roll another spliff
781. South Park is alaways good to watch after a spliff
782. Oh yeah watch baseketball. As u might of guessed I like trey parker and matt stone, they write stoner stuff as they are stoners themselves
783. Walk all the way to the top of a big hill, and run down as fast as you can (its so crazy)
784. Ditch a friend only to see them in the local white hen 10 min later
785. Eat cake
786. Say the word "algebra" out loud and try not to laugh. (this happened in class...I learned the hard way)
787. Have a staring contest with someone who is also soned. first one who laughs loses.
788. Go grocery shopping
789. Chill in someones garage.
790. Set fireworks off (the bigger the better)
791. Take a walk in the snow 
792. Discuss with your freinds how people who hate/afraid of marijuana are usually assholes
793. Have one person try to pour a glass of milk while the others try to make the pourer laugh and spill the damn carton all over the floor.
794. Watch Harold n Kumar goto Whitecastle while eating an endless supply of whitecastle hamburgers
795. Watch SAW
796. Try to explain to someone what snow is
797. Talk about funny or annoying teachers
798. Cook some special brownies and eat them
799. Go to 7 11 and purposely (or not) spill a full slurpee w/ the biggest cup and just walk out
800. Tell a friend about the 420 lounge so they can add their favorite things to do while stoned!
801. Watch this: http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html
802. Click on the link in my signatture and watch: www.tourettesguy.com
803. Listen to Lacuna Coil{CD Coma Lies}
804. Ride around rural PA, OH
805. Ride around rural PA, OH while listening to Lacuna Coil
806. Make a total assclown out of yourself in front of your friends, then laugh about it when your sober (what parts you can remember, that is)
807. Listen to some kind of tone that has a flange (I've experienced synesthesia through this)
808. Drink couph syrup... a DXM trip with weed would probably have a synergistic effect (Warning: educate yourself about DXM before you try it)
809. Eat cherries... damn they're good while you're high
810. Put your arm around your neck and try to reach the middle of your back (maybe it's just me, but it's trippy)
811. Flash your pubic hair to your friends
812. Watch Reefer Madness
813. Watch Scarface
814. Try to drive a go-kart (I wouldn't do this while you're peaking)
815. Write a few paragraphs describing the high, flavor, scent, looks, and quality of this particular bud
816. Call people and annoy them
817. Write your name in the snow (w/ piss of course)
818. Use anything that squirts (jelly, dressing, mayo, cheese, w/e) and draw stuff on other people's driveway/car ... a Marijuana leaf is preferrable, and maybe a penis for laughs
819. Watch Dazed & Confused
820. Go shroomin' 
821. Go to a civil war reenactment 
822. Sleep 
823. Play with someones titties 
824. Drink beer
825. Ride a motorcycle
826. Make paper airplanes out of rolling papers.
827. Play in a hurricane
828. Drink some more beer.
829. Bump a thread
830. Remember about thinking about posting in this thread to bump it for some reason
831. Break out a leather whip with metal tips and crack it a few times to scare your friends
832. Try to eat a mcdonald's big mac in one bite
833. Think about how shitty an idea it was to eat a mcdonald's big mac in one bite twelve hours later when it's flying out the back end
834. Play Project Snowblind - ps2 or xbox- awesome game.
835. Go eat Wendys Chilli and look for another finger
836. Think about all the good stoned times you have smokin
837. Spread +K karma around on here
838. Clean up your messy room
839. Go to a Strip Club
840. Get lost in the woods at night and sleep there
841. See how much time you can spend in a public place without moving
842. Make Popcorn 
843. PLAY MARIO CART on N64!!!!!!! 
844. Go paintballing... 
845. Smoke Cigarettes
846. Watch Bubbly water change colors (its a tiki thing I just bought, Tiki heads over this cylinder that is full of water that makes bubbles and has a light below it making the water change colors! 
847. SMOKE MORE HERB  !!!!!!
848. Go Take a look In the Mirror to see how Bazed your eyes are... 
849. Sneak In a quick Upside down Bong(I mean stand on your head).dont let smoke out till Back on your feet. 
850. Take notice of your Mouth screaming at you for moisture.
851. Get your pets high too!
I used my fish tank as a bong once , while the fish were still in it !
they all died a few days later....... (note: not recommended/endorsed by marijuana.com)
852. Scare the shit out of that asshole from rosati's who delivers your cold pizza two hours late, that rat bastard..
853. Listen to Bob Marleys legend CD while eating David Sunflower seeds and drinking Milk...-aka what im doing right now...haha.
854. Write a program!
855. Jump on a trampoline... Man that's fun...
856. Get a new Dominos Cheeseburger Pizza, or die trying.
857. Point out the posting guidelines when someone talks about getting pets high.
858. Get preached at about your future by a complete stranger.
859. Smoke some more...
860. Make a kick ass stoner movie, involving you and your completely blitzed friends taking a nature hike through the woods with machetes
861. Karaoke.
862. Buy your Mom her mother's day gift (an iPod Shuffle for mine)
863. Go to an Italian eatery to get pizza and end up looking like a dork to the two hot girls behind the counter as you try to order (guilty as charged)
864. Go buy Nestle's Toll House Candy Bars: Rich Brownies
865. Buy a new bowl for your bong cause you broke it just today after a wake and bake session. Beware of the cleaning!
866. Get lost while trying to find your way to McDonalds
867. Listen to the new Nine Inch Nails CD "With Teeth" (especially "Beside You In Time" and "All The Love In The World") <-Everyone should do this immediately!
868. Take a nice, relaxing warm shower.
869. Try to find a girl who will participate in some 69 with you. (So far, no girls want to with me.)
870. Smoke two joints in the morning.
871. Go fishing.
872. Throw some horseshoes.
873. Smoke two joints at night
874. Run around naked at the beach.
875. Smoke two joints in the afternoon cuz it makes me feel alright.
876. Smoke two joints before you smoke two joints and then smoke two more
877. Frosty and Frys
878. Watch Boondock Saints
879. Forget Everything!
880. Go bowling
881. Don't Move!
882. Ride a Roller Coaster
883. Write a song
884. Box one of your friends
885. Read 1,000 things to do while high
886. Stealth-sneak through your house with a squirt-gun and armor made out of cardboard, and pretend your dogs are agents trying to kill you.
887. Put on some aviators and play Risk with your friends while obsessively smoking cigarettes like army generals. don't ask me...it was fun...damn it was fun
888. Buy some plastic toy lightsabers and break them out at random times with your friends, then quote some good star wars lines and battle it out for about an hour
889. Jump on a Trampoline...
890. Watch Team America
891. Eat 2 bowls of ice cream, 1 bowl of cereal, 1 bag of popcorn, and a whole box of chewy bars.
892. Go to work, then smoke more (construction sucks in AZ cause its hot, its more fun to do while stoned!)
893. Get Drunk
894. Invent new words that make sense at the time but later, NO sense at all...
895. Smoke another bowl
896. Go aggressive skating
897. Play one of my favorite games..."don't get pulled over"
898. Go 'snipe hunting' with some fine ass girls
899. Go to Dq and buy ya a icecream man
900. Wallmart is always fun when stoned.
901. Think about the first time you smoked, and how far youve come since then
902. Watch the new season of Reno 911 (startin June 15)
903. Watch The Peoples Court, it gets funny sometimes.
904. Listen to some mp3s you downloaded u boot legger you
905. Take a huge bong hit
906. Play some disc golf
907. Play tony hawk pro skater 3 (best one) and listen to pink floyd (best thing ever)
908. Sit in the mall and watch all the people walk by (sometimes gets scary)
909. Sit on a balcony or porch near a somewhat busy place, and pretend like your an announcer.
910. Go fishing
911. Pull faces in the mirror (not to be done while on anything else though)
912. Drive and operate heavy machinery
913. Go hunting for peasant...i mean pheasant
914. Play chicken in the road
915. Improvised bungeejumping's always good so long as you you aint the improvisee
916. Pour charcoal fluid (alot) onto the end of a long stick (more like half the stick in fact) light it up and swing it around. of course it helps if you're a pyro expert, such as myself. 
917. Call an ambulance after burning half your leg off from that god damned fire stick
918. Make pumpkin bars (preferably with weed in them)
919. Mutilate stuffed animals and dance around naked in your front yard with their body parts on the ends of pointed sticks. painting your face and genitals and making elaborate head dresses enhances the fun.
920. Spell Jimi Hendrix right
921. Mess with someone whos sleeping
922. Go to sleep and dream away
923. Take a ride on a speed boat
924. Ride a bike as fast as you can
925. Start a conversation with a stranger at McDonalds
926. Catch some head while writing 927
927. Call a freind and scream her name then hang up
928. Laugh at the fact you made a long distance phone call to scream your friends name while catching some head while typing this.  
929. hmmaaahhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuhhhhhhhhh.......................yhea
930. Get a towel
931. Build Something
932. Order Food
933. Offer the delivery person a bong hit.
934. Make plans for tomorow
935. Build a bonfire
936. Say Waffle 25 times
937. Imagine Fork was spelt Phork... (it really messes with you)
938. Have a smoke.
939. Find a party
940. Go to a club
941. Take apart stuff and try to reasemble!
942. Fill a bong with ice, pack a phatt bowl full and try to hit the whole thing
943. See how long you can hold in a toke.
944. Make music (Fruity Loops)
945. Go to sleep and try to get a lucid dream
946. Climb a tree.
947. Play Spider Solitaire (quite addictive)
948. Try and spend 100$ in half an hour on as many useful things as possible
949. Research drugs on www.erowid.org
950. Say something completly random while with friends and see if it starts a conversation
951. Buy some SmartFood
952. Walk across a train's bridge (the higher off the ground the better)
953. Chill underneath a bridge at night.
954. Put loose change on train tracks and wait for a train to come.
955. Play monkey in the middle
956. Get someone to spin you on a tire swing.
957. Pick up as many chicks as you can in one night.
958. Hang out a sun roof while driving fast. (your not driving)
959. Hang out a sun roof while driving (your driving)
960. Swing as high as you can on swings and jump off!
961. Play with silly-putty
962. Follow someone while driving.
963. Find as many cops around town as you can.
964. Listen to Infected Mushrooms
965. Take a picture.
966. Trip out a picture (photo-shop)
967. Try and trip out your friends.
968. Play Kill (hacki-sack)
969. Roll a perfect blunt.
970. Practice rolling.
971. Spin..... ya just spin.
972. Watch The KottonMouth Kings 10 Years Deep Dvd.
973. Laugh
974. Read every single thing to do on this thread
975. Clean your computer up, virus and spam..ya know
976. Make a webpage
977. Watch Reno 911
978. Watch The Chappelle Show
979. Visit norml.org
980. Newgrounds.com games are always fun
981. Look up your family tree on google.com
982. Email someone for the hell of it
983. Go Golfing
984. Go-Kart racein with your friends
985. Walk all the way around a small lake
986. Skip some rocks on the water.
987. Watch The 80's Strikes back on Vh1, funny show..
988. Call your friends up and plan a party/kickback for this weekend NOW.
989. Make ya some steak for dinner.
990. visit collegehumor.com
991. Change your room up, switch things around.
992. Watch Blue Collar TV.
993. Go to the swimming pool
994. Jump off the high-drive at the swimming pool
995. Go down the water slide at the pool too.
996. Try to count how many people youve got stoned with this year.
997: Say hello to the newbies that come on that site.
998: Chew some gum
999: Go to Subway.
1000: Read this whole thread and see how many times "smoke more weed" was said.

Ya know, when I first saw this thread, I said to my self, "I wanna be the person who posts the 1000th thing". and I sure Did, I guess I kinda cheated by posted 30 things in one post but oh well. ~ SpunCraz

1001. Get more weed
1002. Watch childrens t.v.
1003. Make music using water
1004. Go hiking
1005. Try to read (i can't read for crap stoned)
1006. Watch baseball
1007. Poke more smot
1008. Play paintball
1009. Run one out again
1010. Get dome
1011. Call someone
1012. Make prank calls
1013. Bag on my brother
1014. PS2
1015. PSP
1016. Roll another blunt
1017. Magic mountain
1018. Go to a comedy club ( I recomend to everyone!)
1019. Swim
1020. Play some practical jokes!
1021. Nick GAS channel (Family Double, Nick Arcade, Legends of the Hidden Temple are the best)
1022. WALK to the grocery store
1023. Play video games with the sound off, and other music playing.
1024. Softcore cable porn (are the actually doing it? yes, wait, no. I CANT TELL!!!)
1025. Frisbee
1026. Watch "Boogie Nights"
1027. People-watch
1028. Smoke with friends
1029. Smoke with parents' friends
1030. Look at pictures of bud on the net.
1031. Shake hands with your downstairs neighbor (continuing the masturbation euphemisms)
1032. Play Gta san andreas
1033. Make deep fryed Granola bars
1034. Go to the art gallery in vancouver
1035. Go to a random yahoo chat room and act like a *** ass.
1036. Download stuff
1037. Play mmorpgs
1038. Lsten to trance music in the dark
1039. Try to dance to ALL types of music
1040. To go metro town (mall )
1041. Go to the pne or playland
1042. Go to the harbour center
1043. Go to a skate park and smoke up the skaters
1044. Try viruality
1045. Go dirt biking
1046. Play morrowind
1047. Play conkers bad fur day
1048. Aimlessy walk around
1049. Listen to Rush.
1050. If with friends, try to see how long you can go without laughing.
1051. Look through this thread and count the amount of times people have said "smoke more weed"
1052. Watch every single cheech and chong in one sitting (you will need to smoke more weed for this one)
1053. Go rock climbing
1054. Go bungee jumping (havent done this...yet)
1055. Watch Dazed and Confused and smoke every time you see weed being smoked.
1056. Play some Texas Hold 'Em
1057. Make yourself some food
1058. Ignore the previous statement, make ME some food
1059. Go on a roller coaster
1060. Go shopping for a new pipe
1061. Go on a roadtrip to some random place, you will need more weed for this one
1062. Make a bong
1063. Play empire earth, and the totally bad ass expansion the art of conquest
1064. Play guitar out in your yard as loud as you possibly can so as to disturb that one neighbor with that one dog who never shuts up
1065. Burn cds
1066. Take a couple hours out of your life for the good of other stoners and yourself and organize and compile a lifelong to-do list started by Hidden Troll with the help of Cryo.
1067. Bike for a hour to get home, smoke a joint for the back pain, finish compiling this list, upload it and go for another joint, write this.
1068. Go to disney world BAKED out of your skull
1069. Laugh my ass off to Seth Greens "Robot Chicken"
1070. Ride space mountain
1071. While in disney (or any other really crowded place) try and focus in on one persons conversation...its so hard!
1072. Ride Go-karts
1073. Stargaze
1074. People-watch
1075. Go to Jack in the Box
1076. Ski/Snowboard/Snow skate
1077. Go mini-golfing.
1078. Complete the 1000+ things to do while stoned list.
1079. Watch Hockey. (go Avs!!)
1080. Be a judge at the cannabis cup.
1081. Play records backwards to hear subliminal messages.
1082. Watch the Steelers win Super Bowl XL.
1083. Go to high school football games (watching the kids is cool)
1084. Watch the Price Is Right (gotta love Bob)
1085. I don't think this one was mentioned.. watch the game show network
1086. Squat thrusts
1087. Think what it would be like if you were sober
1088. PONG
1089. Dirt bike
1090. Look on the internet for the most expensive piece you can find then look at it in amazement
1091. Wear slippers
1092. Sharpen pencils
1093. Try to think of things to make it to 2000 things to do while stoned
1094. Smoke till you pass out
1095. Fishing
1096. Post things to do while stoned
1097. Wait for coolguys avatar to flash
1098. Carpet your house in bubble wrap.
1099. Steal a homeless guy's shopping cart, pimp it out and return it.
1100. Plastic wrap a friend's car.
1101. look at a large body of water
1102. Play memory games online
1103. Throw rocks straigh up
1104. Make prank phone calls
1105. Make noises with youre mouth
1106. Approach random people and jsut start talking to them
1107. Play hide and seek
1108. Hammer nails into anything you can find
1109. Get those nails out
1110. Rub furry pets
1111. Make a wish at 11:11!
1112. Call all your friends up, agree to meet at your place.
1113. Send one guy out to get Colt 45's and Mickey's.
1114. Put on some NWA, Eazy-E, or Cypress Hill, and have a party.
1115. Bring out the bong and hit the hdyro-superchronic. (Which i am actually
on right now.)
1116. Go get some pootang.
1117. Sleep or play a First-Person Shooter. (Like Halo or Black).
1118. Learn to play rock organ
1119. Pretend there's no such thing as gravity
1120. Wear two pairs of socks
1121: Debate with your friends whether or not we really landed on the moon.
1122: Go eat.
1124: Drink beer.
1125. Make explosives
1126. Get revenge on people who desrve it
1127. Have an argument with yourself
1128. Continue to update the 1000+ things to do while stoned list and post it on Sativa Hybridz.
1129. Watch trigun
1130. Try and play it off to your Mom like you arent stoned.... Have her not notice
1131. mumble things to yourself and then crack up laughing about it
1132. Walk your dog
1133. Swing in a sex swing
1134. Walk up behind a friend and nonchalantly snip off a piece of hair
1135. Press face up against car window and make faces at the people beside you.
1136. Try to play rummy
1137. Ride rollercoasters alllll day long
1138. Watch all the star wars movies
1139. Watch all the indiana jones movies
1140. Write about anything... very funny to read later when high or sober
1141. Play madden online and take fair play off so you can make a complete ass out of yourself.
1142. Call up kayla dyer and tell her you really like her and want to go out with her BAAAAH hahahaha not! i still do it too!
1143. Play soccer whether your good or not.
1144. Go over to kim v's house and pull a camel (eating all of someones food)
1145. Try to freestyle to rap beats
1146. Tend to ya "Greens"
1147. Play Halo 2 on xbox live
1148. Dunk a basketball
1149. Build a three storie snow fort
1150. Score a touchdown for your college
1151. Wave at people and smile and call them a "Homo!" in a friendly voice
1152. Have sex with TWO girls
1153. Try to jump over really tall things
1154. Freerun
1155. Catch a rabbit on foot
1156. Jump outta a tree into a creek
1157. Watch Rush Hour 1 & 2
1158. Play God of War for PS2
1159. Luge down a hill on a homemade luge board
1160. Smoke 5 blunts in a row
1161. Smoke more weed (richi's note: was added later to keep proper count)
1162. Forget 1161
1163. Go to the hardware and make your own bong
1164. Play golf then give up and ride the golf cart
1165. Go tanning with your girlfriend and fall asleep for 5 hours
1166. Treat yourself to a 20 and a 40 ($20 sack of bud and a 40oz of beer)
1167. Listen to Youngbloodz and Ludacris
1168. Look at pictures of bud
1169. Just Chill
1170. Finally get some sleep.
1171. Play the no laughing game, make the most bland, dull, and bored face you can and stare at someone who is doing the same, first one to laugh loses
1172. Take a field trip to all the places you have smoked at and tell stories to your friends about that place
1173. Try to remember things taht you did while high
1174. 1172. Lie on the floor and feel gravity pull you down (feels like a gravitron)
1175. 1173. Walk around your town (busyish areas) and fine a nice comfy spot to lie down
1176. 1174. Sit and just freak out
1177. 1175. When you are walking around get you and you friends to make no noise, open your eyes as wide as you can and just absorb your surroundings as you walk
1178. 1176. Realize you forget things without realizing it, or repeat thigns without knowing it (1172 + 1173 oops)
1179. 1177. Play in the rain
1180. 1178. Dance around at Bonnaroo
1181. 1179. Listen to the Grateful Dead
1182. Correct the stoner's mistakes, and update the list, making this entry #1182 and hoping the next one is named 1183.
1183. Overally thank people who help you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
1184. Listen to "Dazed and Confused" thanks to Led Zep
1185. Laugh my ass off to Seth Greens "Robot Chicken"
1186. Cook up a nice juicy steak marinated in hickory, mmmmmm
1187. Play guitar
1188. Watch chappelles show, "Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is O!"
1189. Listen to Beastie Boys "Ill Communication" - "well i freak a funky beat like the shit was in a blender"
1190. Watch both kill Bills then try to master the "Five-Point-Palm Exploding Heart Technique". Problem is - no one will be my subject =( hehe
1191. Watch the movie Dazed and Confused (check out the quote down the bottom there, go on, i 'll wait). Awesome
1192. lay naked in a bathtub full of jello. Im seriously kidding on that one guys!
1193. Test drive a car and bake it out while you test drive it (must be a used car...dealers usually tag along if its a new car)
1194. Go for a walk and smoke more while walking
1195. Get dome
1196. Go on a road trip (more weed will be needed)
1197. Play world of warcraft
1198. Drink mountain dew
1199. Go to the school caf and pig out
1200. Go to a lecture class you like...its fun as hell listening to the teacher talk about stuff you like if your baked
1201. Meet new people and invite them to smoke
1202. Play guitar hero 1 or 2
1203. Play star wars battlefront 1 or 2
1204. Play mario kart with 4 friends for N64 (have a tourny where the winner gets his own blunt...of course we all end up smoking it anyway but its still fun)
1205. Wonder why the hell DankDealer continued the list from 1069, when the last entry before that was 1192??
1206. Go X-mas shopping with girlfriend ( trust me its a must, I never knew someone could spend so much time at Crate & Barrel)
1207. Listen to Three 6 Mafia
1208. Stand up out of the sun roof while some one drives (like superman!)
1209. Sit by a campfire
1210. Chipotle
1211. ...Half Baked
1212. Talk to people at a Starbucks or Caribou
1213. Freestyle Rap.
1214. Take a vacation to MPLS and kick it
1215. Watch Cops (TV Show)
1216. Watch some more Cops
1217. Never stop watching Cops
1218. Get your friend out of some deep shit, cuz he got expelled out of school for marijuana trafficking.
1219. Watch the big leboski cuz it's so deep.
1220. Watch classic nickolodean shows like Hey Arnold!, Ren and Simpy, and Rocko's Modern life.
1221. Take a sensual bath
1222. Bond with your dog
1223. buy rolling papers
1224. Watch Up in Smoke
1225. play super smash bros
1226. play katamari damacy
1227. dont freak out at work when you accidently assist a theft (lmao, seriously)
1228. mess around with your seat adjustment in your car
1229. don't try to talk to buddys you find at work and try to have an actual conversation
1230. hide like hell when on work time smoking in a chick's car and your managers come out and walk near the car (scared shit out of me)
1231. JUST HAVE SEX AND THEN SMOKE SOME MORE!
1232. PLAY LASER TAG STONED
1233. Call your friends and try to have an intelligent conversation
1234. Prank phone calls
1235. Watch the sync up with Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon to the Wizard of Oz, its a whole different movie
1236. go to your job interview
1237. Remember shit.
1238. Run down the street naked
1239. Steal chicken stripes from work (if u work at jack in the box)
1240. eat a apple and peanut butter and bannanna sandwhich... Bomb as hell
1241. Go eat 50 cent tacos at Acapulco's on monday night.
1242. Meh, middle of the dessert with about 2,000 rounds of experience on the type of firearm, clear line of fire, safe surroundings, why not? Nothing's illegal unless you get caught.
1243. play on the computer reading senseless foroms about weed
1244. Try to do the moonwalk
1245. get a rap cd
1246. Have a pine cone war
1247. smoke another bowl.
1248. take brother/parents car and drive around the neighborhood while smoking
1249. wash your hands with warm water and dish soap (or any soap that gets really.. soapy)
1250. eat peanut butter
1251. watch any comedian (dane cook and jim gaffigan are musts)
1252. one word: ice cream
1253. write down everything weird that happens, and read it when you're sober (if ever. ;D)
1254. splash cold water on your face
1255. have someone give you a massage.
1256. Continue to read everyone of these all the way to 10,000. And laugh when u see all the repeats.
1257. Get a toy lifted truck and mob ur animals.(cats, dogs, turtles, ect.)
1258. Try to think of what is before nothing.
1259. Masterbate over 20 times in an hour.
1260. Drink 2 bottles of nitequil and try to rub one off before u pass out.
1261. Write a story without using the words THE, AND, OR, IS and absolutly no puntuation.(Read when sober.)
1262. contemplate wether or not scented markers are teaching kids to actually sniff Regular markers as well????
1263. Think about Peace and Love*
1264. Get a pair of sunglasses fro willy wonka. (like jhonny depp wears when outside)
1265. Eat Jello Upsidedown
1266. Get a animal stoned.
1267. Check out Cyanide and Happiness http://www.explosm.net/comics/837/
1268. Look at this picture---> http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g237/GeekIt/gangsta_monkey2.jpg
1269. Get really baked and go to the grocery store, look at EVERYTHING they have, i do this once in a while, especially when i go on a healthy binge, i just spent a bill doing that, it was fun...then when u get back home, its like True i just stocked the kitchen
1270. Laugh at the numbers sequence 69 anywhere you see it (or any other innaporpriate thing like the iJacket for I pods(you might have to say it out loud))
1271. Stare at something for a while, get distracted, try to remember what you stared at
1272. Get blazed up behind silvercity and try and watch a mystery movie while so stoned it feels like your insignificant on the planet just a little tiny thing that moves around it
1273. Get Really stoned and see if teachers notice
1274. Have Fun running around in a feild looking at the star's with someone you care about
1275. Chew liquorice root.
1276. Juggle.
1277. Guitar Hero.
1278. Jam (Jelly) Butties (sandwiches)
1279. watch the wizard of oz muted with dark side of the moon playing (make sure to start it during credits) its fucking scary as shit.
1280. turn off all the lights and listen to pink floyd while watching a lava lamp (better to do if ur on schrooms)
1281. fuck around with people (prank call them) or call random people and try to act sober.. thats always fun.
1282. Play Lost.
1283. (i dont kno if its listed but..) put on the fuckin stobe light and turn off the lights and wrestle with ur friends. if u watch ur friend wrestle with the stobe light on it will fuck u up.
1284. Play Rez (a real trippy game for the Dreamcast and PS2).
1285. Use "sandbox" mode in the PC game Plasma Pong (also quite trippy).
1286. try 2 put as mutch eclipse bigEbak gum peices in ur mouth at one time(just tried, i got 27 peices before i spit it out)
1287. watch unforgivable on youtube
1288: Take a bubble bath-Ammazing!
1289. listen to planet caravan (sabbath version)
1290: bury yourself in the sand at the beach
1291: Oreos N Milk
1292: Video Games (something Crazy Like Crackdown)
1293: Tell Random People "i'm High"
1294: Eat Chicken In A Biskit (hella Good)
1295: Look At Your Sack Of Weed And Try To Get A Boner (its Easy If Your Addicted)
1296: Play Basketball... In The Dark!
1297: fry up the bombest buffalo wings...... deep fried of course. mm...
1298: Chill to any of AZ's albums...
1299: Surf the net, reading and learning about new shit
1300: Perfect your joint rolling skills (mine suck )
1301: Sit down in a busy strip of the city, and watch various people walk by
1302: Think of ways to make money
1303: Eat something that is insanely high in calories
1304: Play Street Fighter EX II
1305: Hit 10 cones, one after the other - become a little more innovative, and add more shit to this list.
1306. listen to rush
1307: Smoke another Blunt
1308: Smoke another hit from thesmokey water bong
1309: Pass out
1310: Wake up and do it all over again
1311: (probably said a bilion times) WANK!!
1312. Listen to Because I Got High [It will be the best thing you ever heard, and funniest]
1313. Listen to Grindcore music.
1314. Listen to Colt 45 [Also one of the funniest songs when your baked.]
1315. Watch the Daily Show with Jon Stewart (I'm dying here! LOL)
1316. Play Mario Kart
1317. Watch exercise shows in fast foward.
1318. Save a friend from " flying" off a balcony once
1319. Get with some buddies (while baked of course) and see who can make the best homemade smoking device
1320. Update the list again... and wonder how far off we would be if someone didn't keep fixing it.
1321. Skateboard down a dark path with lightning bugs everywhere.
1322. Take a train ride
1323. put on a strobe light and dance
1324. Get out the catnip for kitties so they can feel "high".
1325. Walks at nighttime.
1326: Figuring the number to be on 1000 Things to do while stoned. LOL!
1327. Figure out what the hell im doing.
1328. Run over an international borderline with tinfoil completely covering your body pretending noone can see you.
1329. Watch Spanish television
1330. Watch MXC
1331. Go for a walk
1332. Draw
1333. Cheeel bros
1334. Harold and Kumar
1335. eat a chicken bake
1336. go swimming/in a hot tub
1337. pretend you and the other people in the room with you are the last people left on the planet
1338. play cranium
1339. roll a big fat dutchie
1340. blast trance/techno music in headphones (may cause convulsions)
1341. call people/other stoned people you know and talk to them
1342. play tetris
1343. eat gelato
1344. spin in circles
1345. chase the ice cream man
1346. rap
1347. Spam threads lol
1348. Draw a comic book
1349. I Like Vagina!!!
1350. Laugh about stoner's that can't count, and smile because I'll do it for you.
1351. Roll yourself a j and do fun smoke tricks
1352. Find a hill in a safe dark but open area put down a blanket listen to music smoke with friends
1353. Study about cariology. The heart is interesting.
1354. find friends you have not seen in at least 10 years.
1355. Get them high.
1356. Find things to fidget with (one time, when I was really high, I was spinning my finger around on a doorknob, and it felt like I was warping through spacetime on some rollercoaster or something).
1357. Play shoot-em-up video games.
1358. TRY to play strategy video games.
1359. Have the best laugh of the day by reading this.....
1360. Playing some poker in the arcade....
1361. Go for an invigorating run...in the rain
1362. Astronomy.... woah.
1363.Go to the fair.
1364.play halo2.
1365.Play some relaxing music, and trip.
1366.Look at the reflection of the light off the lake.
1367.Play an instrument.
1368.Make a recording, and say everything you think.
1369.write something.
1370.skate.
1371.watch some videos.
1372.look for the guy who got number 420 on 1000 Things to do while stoned. thread
1373. Wonder how the fuck does 1282 come after 1363?
1374. telling yourself that you can make a wooden pipe out of a wooden baseball bat!
1375. Find something with a wierd texture (like some walls or pillows) and rub it. while rubbing it, try and
sincerly imagine what it would b like to be that thing feeling your hand
1376. Listen to Rammstein (there a German band so it sounds friggin hilarious)
1377. Go to work as the cashier and see how many people trip you out in one night.
1378. Go home after work and talk to parents like you are just fine when your actually high as a kite.
1379. Play Guitar Hero (that shit is fun)
1380. Drink Mountain Dew Game Fuel
1381. Watch Superbad
1382. Hook up with a chick
1383. Welcome someone new... welcome gerardine!
1384. Think of something to post in this forum "1000 things to while stoned"
1385. get somebody else high
1386. Smoke some hash
1387. Clean your bong
1388. Watch the movie One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest
1389. Make homemade ice cream
1390. Listen particularly for the bass guitar in rock songs
1391. watch jerry springer.
1392. play guitar hero (it's sooo hard while stoned!).
1393. read a german dictionary.
1394. watch the 6 o'clock news.
1395. see who can singe the most hair off their own arm with a lighter within 1 minute.
1396. Listen to music, play games, get bored, smoke repeat.
1397. jump up and down or run ( whichever you prefer ) with a strobe light on. Insane.
1398. climb a tree
1399. play speed. (the card game) it feels like your so freaking fast but your not. lol
1400. give a speech on why marijuana should be illegal
1401. Make Lil Wayne playlist
1402. Listen to it
1403. Attempt to freestyle
1404. Praise lil Wayne
1405. Go to marijuana.com and figure out what to do while your stoned
1406. Read the 1000 things to do while stoned thread.
1407. Jam out to "Brick House"
1408. Eat Frooty Pebbles (especially with Kool-aid [instead of milk])
1409. Listen to the Cool Kids
1410. Graffiti it up..
1411. blueberry waffles for midnight snack =]
1412. stare into darkness [trippy]
1413. hit the airduster bottle.
1414. roll another blunt
1415. listen to some gangsta rap music lol
1416. World of warcraft or diablo2:LOD
1417. i like driving, and just watching the tv! good ass stuff
1418. Go to the pool hall
1419: Fuck
1420. Meditate.
1421: Chase my dog around with the vacuum cleaner.
1422. Read "Operating Manual for the Spaceship Earth" by Buckminster Fuller, the designer of the geodesic dome.
1423. Ponder this: "Energy cannot be originated nor exhausted."
1424. go to rave
1425. watch a shit tone of movies
1426. play video games
1426. eat alot of food
1428. do kung-fu
1429. Listen To Slightly Stoopid
1430. Explore Shit
1431. Extreme cartwheeling
1432. Shave a cat
1433. Update the list of 1000 things to do while stoned...
1434. One thing i suggest doing among all the rest is watching windows media player to your favourite beats.. the patterns and illusions it makes on the "now playing" bit are very buzzy.
1435. Going out and doing dodgy missions.. doing things that make you sketch out when really it wouldn't be that big a deal if anyone caught you.
1436. Eating chocolate & savoury food! The taste is 20x more exquisit and mouth wattering.
1437. Going swimming, the water is more intense.. either more cold or hot. But is a cool experience.
1438. Playing with animals..
1439. Watching a scary movie, or a movie with a twist.. or even watching a funny as movie.. your'll have the giggles for agggeeesss. 1440. Playing sex games.. or just normal everyday board games and cards.. Snap is one of my favourites although the people i usually play it with get extremly agressive!! haha.
1441. Welcome a new member, and explain the list of now almost 1 and a half - thousand things to do while stoned.
1442. Pick up litter and garbage
1443. Find the links in my signature
1444. Read Fark.com

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