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Stoner's Ideas
A variety of ideas from stoner's around the world.
Stoner's Ideas

Help get it legalized

This is a good way to get your pro pot message out for free. Just take 5, 10, or 20 dollar bills and write "Just Say Know" or "Know The Facts" on one side of the bill, along the bottom, in black marker. On the other side, write "www.drugs-forum.com" or "www.sativa-hybridz.com". Add an arrow because some people read one side and don't clue in. That way people will hopefully visit and learn the truth about drugs.

What to do when you're high/places to chill:

1. Listen to music, any music, and just chill
2. Sativa Hybridz Recomended Choice Chill on a roof top or loft an smoke a spliff
3. Any hot tubs or pools
4. Mission around or somewhere far for food
5. Play ping pong with a strobe light and some beats
6. The Valley, make a campfire, and smoke good chronic out of a 5-man bong
7. Sativa Hybridz Recomended Choice Attend the Global Marijuana March with 10,000 other stoners, get high, get lost, and never actually find the march
8. Play Fusion Frenzy
9. Sit at the valley for a full day and find out how the bridge supports create a sundial
10. Catch a firefly
11. Venture out into the woods with nothing but a candle to light the way
12. Drink some gold tequila and smoke a Cuban cigar blunt
13. Go see Ill Scarlett Live
14. Burn a mint joint; just mint leaves rolled up
15. Watch channel 55 when mad money is on, jim cramer is fuckin crazy shit man gotta see must see tv
16. Sativa Hybridz Recomended Choice Play some Stoner Ball. (check out the Games section for How to Play)

Trips/Funny Shit:

1. Really busy places
2. Long, never ending paths
3. When a Chinese lady pulls out a candy out of no where, the same one you were holding in your hand and gives it to you for free
4. When your friends going to jump into the TV and kick the shit out of a guy on TV that is getting annoying
5. Passing a fat blunt around in a loft as a bird starts flying in circles around the place
6. Communicating with radios/walki-talkies while trying to find people
7. Biking around and getting lost in the forest
8. Getting your buddy to narrate a movie
9. Discovering a grow op at a church when a shifty guard tries to convince you otherwise
10. Grabbing a cone cup out of a water dispenser, taking a sip of water, then placing it down as if it were going to stay there.

Freak Outs/Panic Attacks:

1. Cop's coming down to the valley with K-9's to sniff people out of the woods
2. Not being able to lift your body, being stuck to the ground
3. Getting stopped by the cops for being a suspect to a robbery that just happened where you just were, while your friend has weed, and an illegal bb-gun in his pocket

Stoned Thoughts:

1. How was the first ruler made? Since nothing in nature can possibly form a straight line, what did they use too make the first one and create it? For all we know the rulers that we have might not be actually straight... but since its all we've ever known we think it is...

2. You actually don't know how big the word is until you've actually been to the other side... I was on the plane for 10 hours and that was only half way... you look at a map and it seems that people are so close... but what about before there were planes, phones, internet? What if these things weren't invented? How would the world be different? Could there be world wars? How would we know what was beyond our neighborhood without them? I find it amazing that I can talk to people over the internet and its a whole different day where the sun hasn't even rose or set...

3. The first ruler came from England. I forget which king it was, but there was land disputes, and to settle out measuring the land he used his foot length as the unit of measure. So that length became known as the "foot", or 12 inches. Why 12 though? Fuck if I know.

Stoner Stories:

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First Time Ecstasy Experience

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